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I'M BACK!!! Miss me? What do you mean no? Of course you know who I am! It’s me, Freya! Yeah, sure you do! Remember? We met at Mike Carrie’s Christmas party; we reinacted Titanic in the outdoor pool and I caught pneumonia. I punched that nun in the throat! Oh come on, how can you not remember that? Yes, you do know me! Just think really, really, hard. You really don’t remember me? Well, I guess I can’t blame, I haven’t been on this account in...
I disproved the existence of Steve Carell!
No?
... about a year or two. I did create a joint account with my friend, Danielle, but that went tits up. It wasn’t my fault, but I sort of changed the password because I kept forgetting what it was originally. I was going to tell her but then I also forgot that password that I chose to replace the one I couldn’t remember. It would have been easy to find out what it was had I not changed the email address that we had and forgot that one, too. So now we have an account that we can’t access nor can we deactivate. No, it wasn’t my fault, I said so earlier. You need to learn how to listen.
Also, I started university to study film and media. Not to name drop but it’s the same one that British Icon and ‘Game of Thrones’ star, Charles Dance, attended to study graphic design. So, I’m technically a celebrity. Please, no pictures! The course is fun but FAR too technology based for me. I have had so many bad experiences with camera equipment and editing software that I physically break out in a sweat. I have reduced myself to a Pavlovian experiment! I still want to make films, but I’m the ideas guy. I know what I want; I just don’t know how to do them.
I have managed to wheedle my way on to the second year (because miracles so exist, apparently) but I think I’m going to focus on my writing. And that is why I’m back! It’s strange looking back on your old work. Not YOUR old work, I don’t know who you are. Who are you? What are you doing here? Did Salieri send you? Look, I can get the money, ok? I just need more time. Please stop leaving horse heads in my bed!
I’m joking of course. I don’t really have a bed, I was being creative. Dare I say I was... WRITING!?! *Pause for dramatic effect.*
I have several works in progress that I would like untangle from my mind and sort out in physical form and I would love your opinions and advice about them. Caw, it’s great to be back, isn’t it? I have missed this so very...
I stole that woman’s breast milk!
No?
Ok sir, have a good day.
I disproved the existence of Steve Carell!
No?
... about a year or two. I did create a joint account with my friend, Danielle, but that went tits up. It wasn’t my fault, but I sort of changed the password because I kept forgetting what it was originally. I was going to tell her but then I also forgot that password that I chose to replace the one I couldn’t remember. It would have been easy to find out what it was had I not changed the email address that we had and forgot that one, too. So now we have an account that we can’t access nor can we deactivate. No, it wasn’t my fault, I said so earlier. You need to learn how to listen.
Also, I started university to study film and media. Not to name drop but it’s the same one that British Icon and ‘Game of Thrones’ star, Charles Dance, attended to study graphic design. So, I’m technically a celebrity. Please, no pictures! The course is fun but FAR too technology based for me. I have had so many bad experiences with camera equipment and editing software that I physically break out in a sweat. I have reduced myself to a Pavlovian experiment! I still want to make films, but I’m the ideas guy. I know what I want; I just don’t know how to do them.
I have managed to wheedle my way on to the second year (because miracles so exist, apparently) but I think I’m going to focus on my writing. And that is why I’m back! It’s strange looking back on your old work. Not YOUR old work, I don’t know who you are. Who are you? What are you doing here? Did Salieri send you? Look, I can get the money, ok? I just need more time. Please stop leaving horse heads in my bed!
I’m joking of course. I don’t really have a bed, I was being creative. Dare I say I was... WRITING!?! *Pause for dramatic effect.*
I have several works in progress that I would like untangle from my mind and sort out in physical form and I would love your opinions and advice about them. Caw, it’s great to be back, isn’t it? I have missed this so very...
I stole that woman’s breast milk!
No?
Ok sir, have a good day.
Oh My God Tumblr!
What is the point of a post limit?
Seriously!
When I realise that I have come to the conclusion that I can no longer spread the things that make me go "Huh" a pain shoots through me like no other. It really REALLY hurts! It probably something devised by The Creator to prevent bloggers doing nothing with their lives and influence them to go outside where the sun is but GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Talk about taking candy from a baby!
I don't even like the sun. It's too bright (and this is coming from an Englander!!!)
I don't even know what will happen to me if Tumblr decided to.... stop existing (I don't think that's the term I'm looking for but it's a
Wow...
I...uh... I have actually donw nothing... at all.... ever!
At the start of the year I felt really optimistic like "Woo! Yeah I'm on top of the world!" and stuff... turns out I wasn't...
I chose to do:
-English Literature (because I love reading and would love a career involving this someday)
-Media Studies (because I love film and television and would love a career involving this someday)
-Philosophy and Ethics (to seem smart)
Well, I've managed to drag my way through the battlefield of literature. Have books thrown at me this way and that. Trying to take an interest in modern society's struggle for identity while I trying to face mine.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
It's all starting from scratch!
Forget all your troubles from the last year because we are done with them!
Out with the old and in with the new!
(Unless it's Granny in the corner. She's fiiiiine. She ain't hurting no-one.)
If there's something you always wanted to do; DO IT!
If there's something you always wanted to say; SAY IT!
Unless of course it's a totally ludicrous idea like wanting to eat the sun.
Actually... forget that!
If you want to eat the sun, you go and eat the sun!
Don't let me be the one to crumple your dreams!
Also when saying the thing that you've always wanted to say, don't be deliberatly nasty... unless they dese
The Best Thing About Having Drunk Parents...
This isn't to be confused with "The Best Thing About Having Alcaholic Parents" which I can only assume is a very...not very good thing.
No.
As I'm sure you're aware...
IT'S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!
The festiveties have begun, thus so has the drinking!
Yes.
Mum's and Dad's/Mum's and Mum's/Dad's and Dad's/Mum's/Dad's from all over the Christmas celebrating world chucking back a glass or two, gaffawing the night away (whatever gaffawing means) while the little grin bearing children, unable to get to sleep, giggling with exitement from behind their bedsheets.
A couple nights ago my parents had a bit of a drunkerd party with
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